lokirights:

artpigeons:

tragicallybeautifultiger:

mspollutedstar:

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

Parents are like thats my therapist, my eldest daughter

pinklimpost:

thatonegirlondiscord:

kramergate:

hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

This post left more questions than answers

here are your answers. I don’t know if you still want them

funkylittlegoblin:

themetaisawesome:

dani-draws-201:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

this single panel of a popeye comic @fleetwoodbrak dug up while he was spelunking on the popeye wiki is the only thing keeping me alive

this one too

king

cipheramnesia:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

found family dynamics i adore:

• the entire gang shares 1 (one) braincell which they takes turns passing around

• unwilling teammates gradually grow on each other
  

• Area Man Forcibly Adopted by Several Children

• bonded over shared trauma

• none of us have actual families or homes to go back to anymore, but at least we have each other

• “every single one of these guys has tried to kill me at least once, but we’re cool now and i’d trust them with my life”

• redemption arc comes with bonus new family and friends (bonus feature is non-negotiable and eventual acceptance inevitable)
  

• i WAS going to leave the group and go my own way as soon as this job was over - and i would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for my meddling heart!
  

• villains with Feelings™

• Officer I Swear I’ve Never Met Any Of These People In My Life (But If Anything Were To Happen To Them I Would Kill Everyone Here And Then Myself)

tag yourself, I’m unwilling teammates and villain.

iguessathinspoblog:

aries, mar 21- apr 19 : optimistic, determined, confident, enthusiastic, agressive, and impatient 

taurus, apr 20- may 20: stubborn, devoted, practical, responsible, patient, and stable

gemini, may 21- jun 20: affectionate, adaptable, curious, indecisive, inconsistent, and nervous 

cancer, jun 21- jul 22: strong willed, imaginative, loyal, emotional, persuasive, insecure, moody, negative nancy, and manipulative 

leo, jul 23- aug 22: funny, cheerful, creative, generous, stubborn, self centered, lazy, and inflexible

virgo, aug 23- sep 21: kind, practical, hard working, loyal, shy, too critical, worry, and too much work 

libra, sep 22- oct 23: social, diplomatic, fair- minded, holds grudges, indecisive, self- pity, and avoids disagreement or bad relationships

scorpio, oct 24- nov 21: brave, resourcful, passionate, true friend, stubborn, violent, secretive, and jealous 

sagittarius, nov 22- dec 21: generous, idealistic, funny, pretty impatient, promises more than able to do, and will say anything regardlessof how undiplomatic 

capricorn, dec 22- jan 19: responsible, self controled, good manners, know it all, feels superior, negative nancy, and unforgiving 

aquarius, jan 20- feb 18: humanitarian, independent, progressive, temperamental, uncompromising, and runs from emotion

pisces, feb 19- mar 20: artistic, musical, intuitive, compassionate, fearful, victimizd, overly trusting, and desire to excape reality

elmify:

elmify:

I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin

Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back to the behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au. 

hieronymus-botch:

catfemme:

catfemme:

So was anyone gonna tell me that the cancellation of Invader Zim led to ATLA’s creation or was I supposed to find that out from the tv tropes website at 2 in the morning

queenhelenblackthorn:

Publix is selling hurricane cakes right now and I feel like this perfectly encapsulates our general attitude towards hurricanes and the possibility of disaster

lyricwritesprose:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

gamecubeeater:

candygarnet:

maxburgiv:

candygarnet:

kokkuri3:

candygarnet:

“population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”

You’re missing an important part of this, here.

“Population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “How fast can people fuck and also die?”

actually its more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?”

fuck to death ratio

exactly

rate of smash and pass

Coming and going, if you will

Fuckit to bucket.

lol

theforce:

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

insomniac-arrest:

some-in-a-million:

insomniac-arrest:

if you want the rewards of being my lover you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah 

What does this mean

:(